Privacy Policy and TOS

Who we are

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What personal data we collect and why we collect it


We have disabled comments on our website to ensure your privacy.


We have disabled upload of media on our website to ensure your privacy.

Contact forms

We have added a security question at the end of the contact form to ensure you are an actual human being and not a robot designed to churn spam. We hate spam.

Embedded content from other websites

Articles on this site may include embedded content (e.g. videos, images, articles, etc.). Embedded content from other websites behaves in the exact same way as if the visitor has visited the other website.

These websites may collect data about you, use cookies, embed additional third-party tracking, and monitor your interaction with that embedded content, including tracking your interaction with the embedded content if you have an account and are logged in to that website.


Who we share your data with

We do not and will not share your data with anyone. Ever. For any reason.

How long we retain your data

We retain your data long enough to process your order.

Where we send your data

We do not and will not send your data anywhere.

Your contact information

From time to time, it may be necessary to contact you about your order. This will be handled by us in the most expedient manner possible. We will e-mail you. Other than providing you confirmation of your orders, asking questions about your order or providing tracking information, we won’t contact you. We like you, just not THAT much.

Additional information

Industry regulatory disclosure requirements

How you use what you order from us is on you. We are not liable for any misuse or abuse of our products. Be sure that you are trained, qualified, certified, bona fide, licensed, insured, bonded, and any other requirement applicable where you may be before you decide to buy our stuff. If you’re confused by this, or not sure what any of this means, proceed to Amazon and buy it there.

We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason with or without notice.