Who we are
Our website address is: https://www.kilo5.com
Our business address is: 1555 NE 3rd St., Suite B-4, #253, Prineville, Oregon, US 97754
Our main contact e-mail address is: firstname.lastname@example.org
What personal data we collect and why we collect it
We have disabled comments on our website to ensure your privacy.
We have disabled upload of media on our website to ensure your privacy.
We have added Captcha at the end of the contact form to ensure you are an actual human being and not a robot designed to churn spam. We hate spam.
Embedded content from other websites
Articles on this site may include embedded content (e.g. videos, images, articles, etc.). Embedded content from other websites behaves in the exact same way as if the visitor has visited the other website.
Who we share your data with
We do not and will not share your data with anyone. Ever. For any reason.
How long we retain your data
We retain your data long enough to process your order.
Where we send your data
We do not and will not send your data anywhere.
Your contact information
From time to time, it may be necessary to contact you about your order. This will be handled by us in the most expedient manner possible. We will e-mail you. Other than providing you confirmation of your orders, asking questions about your order or providing tracking information, we won’t contact you. We like you, just not THAT much.
Industry regulatory disclosure requirements
How you use what you order from us is on you. We are not liable for any misuse or abuse of our products. Be sure that you are trained, qualified, certified, bona fide, licensed, insured, bonded, and any other requirement applicable where you may be before you decide to buy our stuff. If you’re confused by this, or not sure what any of this means, proceed to Amazon and buy it there.
Right of Refusal
We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone for any lawful reason with or without notice.
You may have noticed a question when you first visited our website. Answering ‘Yes’ granted you access, and answering ‘No’ re-directs you to an Urban Dictionary listing for the phrase ‘Too Stupid to Live.’
This is our opinion, and our opinion alone.
Why did we do this? Because based on our opinion, you are either intelligent or too stupid to live and we don’t really want your patronage. If this is still confusing, remember, we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone for any lawful reason with or without notice.